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Crossing Interests

How to Become a Senior Iraqi Leader

By Firas Al-Atraqchi

Freelance Columnist 

14/06/2004 

Iyad Allawi was very close to Saddam.

Much has been made in recent days of the “new” Iraqi government and words like “sovereignty,” “full sovereignty,” and “free Iraqi people” have been thrown around rather frequently.

On Tuesday, the UK ambassador to the UN described the unanimous UN resolution on Iraq as a historic decision on a historic day that sees a sovereign Iraq.

With the deluge of information on the June 30 deadline for handing over the reigns of governance to Iraqis quickly approaching, it is easy to be confused and get drawn into all the hoopla of Iraqi legitimacy.

In recent days, we have seen US Secretary of State Colin Powell and the now-disgraced National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice come out prancing and dancing like cheerleaders for the 49ers.

One could be forgiven for thinking the Iraq plan has gone rather well.

Nothing could be farther from the truth.

The track record is pretty abysmal, particularly when it comes to hiring foreign-trained, foreign-influenced, and foreign-financed Iraqi stooges to take senior positions in the new interim government in Iraq.

There are no more Iraqis left in Iraq , is the message most are getting.

At least not the contemplating, enunciating, and mechanically adept kind. That’s why the troubled film company Coalition Provisional Authority productions and its affiliate the Iraqi Governing Council have pooled their resources for a blockbuster that many believe may not do well at the box office: Iraqi Government 2004. And the stars are all imported from various locales like the UK , US and Canada , because they can really act.

Indigenous Iraqis can’t act.

Come Oscar time, the Academy Awards will seem like a pipe dream for this new film, which is yet to be played at Arab cinemas near you, or us, or whatever.

Humor aside, the political situation in Iraq is going from dire to hysterical, from depressing to convoluted, and from unrealistic to the banal bizarre.

“I want YOU!” says the advert calling on members of Iraq ’s educated and political elite to chip in and form the new Iraqi government.


There are no more Iraqis left in Iraq , is the message most are getting.


So, the call goes out to former Ba’thists, Saddam’s thugs, crooked businessmen, senile clergymen and the ragtag non-Arab militia who support them.

A handbook “How to Become a Senior Iraqi Leader” is put out by the NSA, CIA, FBI, MI5, MI6, Pentagon, and the State Department, and distributed to Iraq ’s future leaders.

Step 1: Spend more than a minimum of 25 years as an Iraqi exile. When you publicly decry Iraqi torture and publicly declare you want to bring Saddam down, we will erase your bloody, tainted, and horrible track record. No one will know you raped and plundered as a former Saddam lackey.

Iyad Allawi is now considered the prime minister of the “new” and interim Iraqi government. But consider his history: he was a Ba’thist from 1961 to 1971, and very close to Saddam—so close that he walked with a sidearm firing it in the air when he didn’t get his way. He was the typical Ba’thist brute.

Dr. Haifa al-Azawi, a California-based gynecologist and US citizen who went to school with Allawi, wrote a column on February 12 in the London-based al-Arab newspaper in which she questioned Allawi’s moral authority as an Iraqi leader.

“The Baath party union leader, who carried a gun on his belt and frequently brandished it terrorising the medical students, was a poor student and chose to spend his time standing in the school courtyard or chasing female students to their homes,” she wrote.

According to al-Azawi, while in England studying, Allawi “spent his time dealing with assassins, doing the dirty work for the Iraqi government, until his time was up and he became their target.”

Step 2: Concoct evidence of Iraqi WMD. Hint: Make it spectacular. Remember the 45-minute claim which UK Prime Minister Tony Blair heralded as the God’s truth? You know, the one that Iraqi field commanders could within 45 minutes launch a chemical weapons counterstrike? Blair had in September 2002 claimed that senior Iraqi security officer had supplied the information to the UK government. Since then, that source has not been identified.

The “source” was actually the fabrication of the Iraqi National Accord, an opposition party headed by—oh, this is good—none other than Iyad Allawi. Are you starting to get the picture yet?

The London-based The Times quoted an Allawi spokesperson in New York who asserted in January 2004 that the 45-minute claim was essentially a “crock of s**t,” indicating that the claim was indeed defunct and baseless.

Politeness aside, Allawi lied. His people lied. Thousands have died and continued to die. And for being a US puppet, our man in Baghdad is appointed—not elected—prime minister.

Step 3: Wax rhetorical: talk of democracy, pluralism, and Iraqi unity while you pay US PR firms and lobbying groups tens of thousands of dollars a month to push your agenda with influential US Congress members and high-ranking officials in the Pentagon.


 It is a testament to Iraqi sovereignty that jockeying for power occurs in the hallways of the Pentagon and State Department.


In January 2003, the Associated Press (AP) reported that Allawi had been paying prominent Washington lobbyists and New York publicists more than $300,000 to help him contact policy makers and journalists.

Nick Theros, a non-Iraqi advisor to Allawi, told AP in January that Allawi learned during his years in exile the importance of conveying his message to US leaders, especially while they remain the occupying power in Iraq.

“The real power is held by Prime Minister Iyad Allawi. He’s a Shia who once worked for Saddam Hussein, then turned against the Baathist regime and founded a group that had U.S. support for a bid to topple Saddam through terror bombings. Today Allawi calls terror attacks ‘cowardly and traitorous,’” said a recent Toronto Star editorial.

It is a poignant testament to Iraqi sovereignty that jockeying for power occurs in the hallways of the Pentagon and State Department.

The situation in Iraq is a farce and is making a mockery of the UN. Consider: a US-appointed Iraqi Governing Council appoints a majority of its members into the “new transitional government” who are to decide on matters of a permanent Iraqi constitution and oversee the transition to free elections in January 2005.

“As yet, [appointed Iraqi President Ghazi] al-Yawir and Allawi have scant legitimacy. They were selected, not elected, by Iraq ’s discredited outgoing council, itself installed by the U.S. ,” the Toronto Star editorial says.

Sovereign and secure Iraq? Keep dreaming.

Since the announcement of the transitional government, more than 87 Iraqis have been killed in violence ranging from assassinations to car bombings to random shootings.

And then there are the political declarations; both al-Yawir and Allawi have said they want a majority of Ba’thists reinstated in their jobs. Try convincing the Shi’ite clerics of that one, particularly when CPA head L. Paul Bremer banned Shi’ite cleric Muqtada Al-Sadr—head of the Mahdi Army—from political activity for the next three years. Indeed, Al-Sadr is disallowed from standing in the upcoming January 2005 elections.

Talk about clearing the playing field.

Moving north, the Kurds are perplexed and fuming over the text of the recent UN resolution, which did not recognize Kurdish autonomy while endorsing Iraqi sovereignty.

Kurdish leaders Mustafa Barazani and Jalal Talabani threatened to pull out of the transitional government, prompting Allawi into 11th-hour diplomacy with the his former allies.

Chaos? Just the tip of the iceberg.

Firas Al-Atraqchi is a Canadian journalist of Iraqi heritage. Holding an MA in Journalism and Mass Communication, he has eleven years of experience covering Middle East issues, oil and gas markets, and the telecom industry. You can reach him at firascape@hotmail.com.


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